Aunt Jemima Gets A Star

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Douglas Mercer
November 12 2024

Well, you’d say they are scratching the bottom of the barrel but they shot through that a long time ago and are down somewhere in Middle Earth where they are rooting around for the things that are decomposing and leaving a stench that anyone who smells it will have haunting their nightmares. It’s much more than bad enough that they are still planning on putting the ugly fat lipped face of that squat nonentity Harriet Tubman on the 20, and that they put her squalid name on Navy Boat; but now they have elevated her to the rank of General like she was some kind of Caesar crossing the Rubicon when in fact all she was was a dumb nigger who didn’t even do half the things they say she did, and what she did to was a matter of supreme inconsequence. They say she led a raid or something like that as if she was George Patton sussing out Pancho Villa, and for these great heroics in the name of the black people of America and their great liberation so they could go on rape and murdering sprees she’s now right there beside George Washington in the pantheon of Martial Valor. It’s true all they could come up with for her was some piddly and pipsqueak title but the headlines will blare General and all the fat mammies on the stoop eating the food they got with their welfare checks can smile thinking the negro finally gettin’ recognized.

“Revered abolitionist Harriet Tubman, who was the first woman to oversee an American military action during a time of war, was posthumously awarded the rank of general on Monday (November 11 2024). Dozens gathered on Veterans Day at the Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad State Park in Maryland’s Dorcester County for a formal ceremony making Tubman a one-star brigadier general in the state’s National Guard.”

One measly star an in in the National Guard who have not done a decent thing since they shot those hippies at Kent State, you’d think the black man would be taking umbrage at that, give the lady five stars and put her corpse in Arlington right where Bobby Lee used to sip them Mint Juleps. But Harriet Tubman you say she wasn’t a warrior she was just a Aunt Jemima look alike who broke Federal Law by squirreling some niggers on to that Underground Railroad which from what I can glean was not a railroad at all but just dirt road that the black man skipped down to shirk his work. Well, you and I know that but they want us to keep mum and fall in line and act like she led not only the charge of the Light Brigade but was a canny strategist on par with Napoleon and was totally au fait with the cutting edge theories of Clausewitz. She was the one who did that miraculous double half flank that awed them on the fabled field—except she was not, she was not a general, not a soldier, but just an old lady the memory of whom should have rotted along with her corpse.

“Today, we celebrate a soldier and a person who earned the title of veteran, Moore said. Today we celebrate one of the greatest authors of the American story.”

If she was the author of the American Story it’s no book I would ever want to read. Though, come to think of it, given that America has become a witches’ brew of nigger love, and they riot, rampage and rape to their feral heart’s delight, maybe this midget nigger does have some claims about writing the narrative of our country. It’s sad to say it but the book they now call America is a dark dark tale and gets studied in all the college courses taught by worshiping acolytes of the night. But then Hitler had some good ideas about what to do with that kind of book—you light a big bonfire and you burn it. Anybody got a match?

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A face that not even a mother could love

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A face that not even a mother could love

Good God! That is one ugly nigger mammy! Why not go ahead and put the original Jemima wearing her original doo-rag on the $20 note?

Only accept $5s $10s and $1s as change if and when this butt-ugly blue-gum replaces Jackson on the $20. Start hoarding Jacksons for the cause.