
It's true, I'm the smartest woman in the world.

We took a lot of AA fire while landing in Iraq.

We only used the White House’s computers to watch porno. For important Government communication, we used private e-mail.

Why do mean-spirited folks blame me for the death of those Americans in Libya? I was busy fighting for Civil Rights at the time.

The 8 million dollar advance that I received for my low-selling book was not a bribe!

You can’t blame me if Bill has bad taste for women.
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