Douglas Mercer
March 4 2025
Oscar Wilde said that the English and the Americans are two people separated by a common language. But then that guy never heard a Filipino nurse spit out some dog language when she’s trying to explain something and what you want to say is: beg pardon? But of course she would likely have no idea what that meant.
It seems perhaps that dialing 87 for English, and 42 for Swahili might not be the best way to go about creating a cohesive society. And slowly, ever so slowly, the people who run this world may be waking up to that fact. For the thing is if you walk up to someone and say it is a mote to trouble the mind’s eye and they give you a blank look, well, sir, you simply don’t have a country. What do you have? A mixed-race cesspool where aside from a few of the gentry the colored masses squeak and gibber in a means of communication which is but a step up from hand gestures and visceral grunts.
“The world’s biggest call center company is using artificial intelligence to neutralize Indian accents for Western customers. Teleperformance said it was applying real-time AI software on phone calls in order to increase human empathy between two people on the phone (March 1 2025).”
Forget about human empathy, I gave up on that dream years ago. In fact I’d say it’s a close run thing whether these sods are even human. They say that Sanskrit outclassed even Greek and Latin in its purity, when you heard it spoken correctly it was like you were seeing what was said. Well, best guess is there have been more than a few clogs in the gene pool since that time, someone must have put the caste system out of commission. Because when these wogs come on the line you’d have more luck tossing a rock in a canyon and listening for an echo than deciphering the mish mash that’s coming out of their mouth. So if Artificial Intelligence can come in and save the day and at least speak clearly I for one and am all for it. If I am going to deal with a cipher I’d rather it be a machine than something posing as member of my species.
“It is using software from Sanas, an American company that says the system helps build a more understanding world and reduces miscommunication. It’s a technology that allows us to neutralize accents in real time without any data storage, Teleperformance’s Markus Schmitt told investors on Thursday. You have obviously the issue we talked about human connection, human empathy. We have first implemented Sanas with clients in India. And sometimes, there is a difficulty people in India talking and vice versa with clients from the US.”
I would say they have it basackwards, it’s not a human connection and human empathy they are creating. We tried that with just the “humans” and it was a disaster. Because the so-called humans from gods knows where don’t just butcher the English Language they sadistically rip it apart. And I know what you’re thinking, this is their second language, but trust me, they may be able to understand each other in their own debased dialect but if they are saying anything of importance other than where is the curry I’ll eat my hat.
“Demos of Sanas’ technology show Indian accents acquiring a distinctively American twang, as well as reducing background noise. Sanas has been criticized in the past for making people’s voices sound whiter. The company says that call center workers like the technology and it leads to more opportunities in countries such as India and The Philippines."
And they are wrong about that twang—English has no twang. The ideal English is spoken only by a chosen few, not even the English can speak it any more, really, why I heard Noel Gallagher the other day and I was hoping to find out why he was still going to be bigger than the Beatles and all I got was a mouthful of mumbles, it’s so bad you wonder how the guy can ever gets his fish and chips. The way English is supposed to be spoken is in the stately clip of a Nebraska sportscaster, all clarity and precision. When spoken properly there will be no accent, because the King’s in its most rarefied form is by definition without accent, everything else being a more or less debased deviation.
And sure they will get the flak for trying to approach this ideal means of communication, saying it’s all about making it Whiter—which it is, or what it tries to do. The result will be sort of a mechanical and generic sound but I can live with that. When I am talking to the data person I’m not looking to bond, I’m looking to try to get to the basics so I can get back to poring over the English Classics once again.
And it’s not the first time people have tried to make things more White. All around the world in the metropoles of the colored world the media stars and actors are a much Whiter shade of pale than the masses, no one thinks black is beautiful anymore; and there is a reason skin Whitening cream is a multi-billion-dollar industry. So despite what the world says about Whiteness being evil, that’s just lie, you can see what they think about Whiteness by the way they vote with their money and their eyeballs. And why not, right? Is there anything better than a corn-fed lass who has not adopted the trashy ethos of her generation and can speak in crystal clear diction? And all over the world this is the ideal, for Whiteness is everyone’s guilty pleasure. And all one can say is: don’t mind if I do.
