Fishing With Hitler

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February 2 2025

Apart from the bit about speed, where he definitely went off the beam, UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell was cogent and on point about Our Uncle. I have read hundreds of books about the National Socialists and, apart from a few published in the more obscure presses, his analysis, if a bit roughhewn, is infinitely more on point. Indeed, not since Charles Manson averred that Hitler was a tuned in guy who leveled the karma of the Jews have wet got such homespun wisdom from the heart of the American Folk.

I honestly think that Hitler was a good guy, based on my own research, not the public indoctrination. I really think that before Hitler got on meth he was a guy to go fishing with. He fought for his country, he wanted to purify Germany by kicking the greedy Jews out that were destroying his country and turning them all into gays. They were gaying up the kids, they were queering out the women, they were queering out the dudes. You know where the first tranny surgery ever was? Happened to be in Germany before Hitler took over. You know the books everybody makes fun of Hitler burning? You know what he books was burning? Queer books! Hitler burned queer books! Because Hitler didn’t want a bunch of queers destroying his nation. They can’t produce children (January 30 2025).

Bravo, Sir, I could not have said it better myself. In particular I admired the part about the greedy Jews. But it is a universal law that shit runs downhill so it did not take long for the ignoramuses of the world to chime in calling Mitchell a moron, and that they were beyond disgusted. Apparently Mitchell relies on the public for his sustenance, so it did not take long for the ignominious climb down and Volte-Face to surface in the Jewish Media:

I'm sorry I sounded insensitive. I definitely was not trying to offend anybody, but I know I did. I know that a lot of people died in the Holocaust, and that's a fact. Hitler did a lot of evil things, I think we can agree on that. I'm definitely not a Nazi, and definitely do not condone any of the evil things Hitler did.

We cannot in fact all agree on that. He should have stuck to his guns. I have minutely analyzed Adolf Hitler and I am here to tell the world he possessed no evil. In fact he was a good guy, a regular guy, totally down home, true country folk and salt of the earth, the kind of guy you’d want to knock back a few beers with, with whom you’d like to shoot the bull, or take fishing. That is he was one of us. And no matter what else you want to say, he certainly settled the hash of those greedy Jews, fixed their wagons right good. And I think we all can agree on that, because no one wants queers to destroy our nation. That's a fact.

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Notes:

The following appeared in something called MMA Junkie on January 31 2025:

Mitchell, a current UFC featherweight, made objectively disgusting remarks on the first episode of his ArkanSanity Podcast, stating Adolf Hitler was a good guy while also denying the Holocaust as a real historical event.

Not just disgusting mind you, but "objectively" disgusting, as if we all have to agree on that.

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Adolf Hitler in a reflective mood, gazing on the White Race's infinite future.