A Christer Heads To Jerusalem
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2024 10:18 pm
Douglas Mercer
November 12 2024
Over at Counter Currents the candidates for shock treatment are ballyhooing that Trump’s new advent will be “much to the chagrin of the Israel Firsters.” Well famous last words as they say and they might save some time and start eating them now too; for his new ambassador to Israel Trump has picked none other than the deeply dyed Christ Lover and former minister Mike Huckabee among whose many crimes is spawning Sarah Huckabee, a lady who by the looks of her has never had an important thought in her life and who it would not kill to lay off the sweets as last time I checked she’s packing it on. Huckabee is one of those born again fools who live in a fool’s paradise and who think that when the end times are upon us no less a person than that aforementioned Jesus Christ will haul his sandal wearing ass down from heaven’s height and descend on Orange Clouds to scoop up his faithful and waft them up to the upper atmosphere. Last time we checked Huckabbe was poring over dog eared copies of the turgid and tiresome Left Behind series looking for the final clue as to when this august event is set to occur. They say that Huckabee will be the first non-Jew to hold this ambassadorial position since 2011 but that is a mere detail because no Jew loves the Jews more than those Christer Evangels who were dropped in the water as babies and who sometime later were born again in the glory and the hope of their Jewish God. These grade A morons love to say the slogan and catch phrase “Judeo-Christian” and they fancy themselves the little brothers of the faith always hoping that the elder brothers, the Jews, will pat them on their heads and say that they done good. You see those Sunday school teachers masquerading as human beings believe that when that big End Time prophecy materializes it will be a big shoot out in the Holy Land so they want to make sure that at all times Israel is safe and sound and in the loving clutches of Yahweh. Mike Huckabee used to have a show on Fox where he would pick a guitar and yodel nonsense like he was the “cool Christian” but it was always the aw shucks and the just plain folks demeanor that kept the rubes coming back for more of that putrid home cooking. And now this brain bereft and saccharine Jew sycophant gets to set up shot in God’s Capital where they say on a clear day you can see the lie up close. It’s a match made in heaven, you have bloodsucking Jews and an off the rack standard issue Jew loving Christian and on the High Holy Days they can don the small hats and head over to Yad Vashem and powwow and bond over what an awful person Adolf Hitler was. A pick like this tells you that for all all the tough talk about America First the Jews are always leading their queue and that just when you think they’ve reached their basement they begin digging and down they go. By rights the likes of Mike Huckabbe should be puttering around looking for the donuts at the local church after the insipid pastor has given the umpteenth sermon on not worshipping idols; but worshipping idols is all they do, that gory icon they hang around their necks is hoary with time and makes any sound thinker want to puke at the sight of it. But instead of that he will get to head up the hill to Jerusalem The Holy, sell out our people, and smarmily hob nob with the Jewish elite over bagels and blintzes and gefilte fish. And you know on lonely night he will go out on the balcony with a wide-eyed look, a tear in his eye, and gaze upward and think that perhaps, just perhaps, this will be the night Jesus will show up and make his worthless and miserable life worth living.
November 12 2024
Over at Counter Currents the candidates for shock treatment are ballyhooing that Trump’s new advent will be “much to the chagrin of the Israel Firsters.” Well famous last words as they say and they might save some time and start eating them now too; for his new ambassador to Israel Trump has picked none other than the deeply dyed Christ Lover and former minister Mike Huckabee among whose many crimes is spawning Sarah Huckabee, a lady who by the looks of her has never had an important thought in her life and who it would not kill to lay off the sweets as last time I checked she’s packing it on. Huckabee is one of those born again fools who live in a fool’s paradise and who think that when the end times are upon us no less a person than that aforementioned Jesus Christ will haul his sandal wearing ass down from heaven’s height and descend on Orange Clouds to scoop up his faithful and waft them up to the upper atmosphere. Last time we checked Huckabbe was poring over dog eared copies of the turgid and tiresome Left Behind series looking for the final clue as to when this august event is set to occur. They say that Huckabee will be the first non-Jew to hold this ambassadorial position since 2011 but that is a mere detail because no Jew loves the Jews more than those Christer Evangels who were dropped in the water as babies and who sometime later were born again in the glory and the hope of their Jewish God. These grade A morons love to say the slogan and catch phrase “Judeo-Christian” and they fancy themselves the little brothers of the faith always hoping that the elder brothers, the Jews, will pat them on their heads and say that they done good. You see those Sunday school teachers masquerading as human beings believe that when that big End Time prophecy materializes it will be a big shoot out in the Holy Land so they want to make sure that at all times Israel is safe and sound and in the loving clutches of Yahweh. Mike Huckabee used to have a show on Fox where he would pick a guitar and yodel nonsense like he was the “cool Christian” but it was always the aw shucks and the just plain folks demeanor that kept the rubes coming back for more of that putrid home cooking. And now this brain bereft and saccharine Jew sycophant gets to set up shot in God’s Capital where they say on a clear day you can see the lie up close. It’s a match made in heaven, you have bloodsucking Jews and an off the rack standard issue Jew loving Christian and on the High Holy Days they can don the small hats and head over to Yad Vashem and powwow and bond over what an awful person Adolf Hitler was. A pick like this tells you that for all all the tough talk about America First the Jews are always leading their queue and that just when you think they’ve reached their basement they begin digging and down they go. By rights the likes of Mike Huckabbe should be puttering around looking for the donuts at the local church after the insipid pastor has given the umpteenth sermon on not worshipping idols; but worshipping idols is all they do, that gory icon they hang around their necks is hoary with time and makes any sound thinker want to puke at the sight of it. But instead of that he will get to head up the hill to Jerusalem The Holy, sell out our people, and smarmily hob nob with the Jewish elite over bagels and blintzes and gefilte fish. And you know on lonely night he will go out on the balcony with a wide-eyed look, a tear in his eye, and gaze upward and think that perhaps, just perhaps, this will be the night Jesus will show up and make his worthless and miserable life worth living.