A Nigger Dreams Of Chicken
Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2024 9:09 pm
Douglas Mercer
August 11 2024
Has nigger heaven ever been this good? Hell no it hasn’t, even the hogs in their heaven have not been set up like Vera Liddell. It’s true the pigs have their slop they can roll around in to their hearts content, and they eat like pigs whenever they want but this nigger puts that kind of indulgence in the shade. Safe to say that when you can combine the dark man’s two primal lusts (stealing and chicken) in one massive endeavor you have a nigger paradise bar none. Indeed, until she got caught you could say of Liddell that no nigger very had it so good; well, maybe Nat Turner on a murder spree but even he couldn’t get his grubby hands on some greasy chicken.
“An Illinois cafeteria worker is heading to prison after stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from a school district (August 9 2024).”
You have to give Liddell some credit, I suppose. For the most part the sable criminals are bush league operators, they can’t think ahead to the time beyond their next crack fix. And so in their sudden bursts of maddened criminality they waltz into the liquor store in a mad panic and knock it off. But this kind of feral frenzy nets them only a couple of hundred dollars and all the malt liquor and sugary candy they can cart off; no, Liddell is another breed of nigger though her baseline motives are identical: self-indulgence and, in one way or another, feeding her face. Amazingly such an obviously degenerate ape was able to ascend the greasy pole to becoming the food director for a Chicago public school district though, to be fair, the other candidates for the position chronically came to work with what anthropologists call the dumb nigger look characterized by vacant eyes and a shuffling gait, and Liddell, for all of her sorry looking countenance, seemed to have at least little bit of get up and go. It seems that it is possible that the looting and burning spree inspired by the amusing death of that hardened criminal George Floyd may have inspired her, as she began her legendary larceny in July 2020. What she did was order way too many chicken wings from the school’s main supplier and then keep a bundle of the savory morsels for her very own self. Presumably when she took her haul she began to pile it down her pie hole at a miraculous rate so as to hide the evidence but also, one does not need to presume, to satiate her insane lust for the bird. Whether she deigned to share her ill gotten goods with others is unknown but being a nigger with no self-control one is more than welcome to doubt it. The pilfering was discovered when the school’s food district department learned that they had exceeded their budget by $300,000. It was said that this discrepancy was discovered “mid-year” and as it is now 2024 we are not sure what year that is referring to; but it seems that her kleptomania went concealed for at least many years but then you figure it’s other niggers overseeing the niggers so it’s a case of the congenitally stupid auditing the moronic. Who’s guarding the guardians you ask? No one, until way to late, because the negros are too busy being lazy and shiftless sitting around their desks doing nothing all day to catch a glaring million-dollar plus shortfall. But once again to be fair to them numbers be hard to decipher, they aint too good at the reading or the writing but the arithmetic is another story altogether. They say that all in all the larcenous Liddell walked away with over 11,000 buckets of chicken, a number on a large enough scale to make any tar monster drool like that dog Pavlov had. 11,000 they think, why they never got their forty acres or that promised mule but at least for a little while one of their own was living the nigger dream of doing nothing and eating chicken all day. The dream is a sad one but as always it’s a case of poor thing but their own and when a nigger dreams chicken dreams when the reverie has ended he imagines the grease covering his fingers and face. But perhaps Liddell went too far, she let the chicken dream get away from her, and now she has to face the music. She ran a bona fide criminal enterprise after all and now she has to spend nine years in the hole. It doesn’t seem fair to her of course, what with all that slavery and Jim Crow and the redlining, and how the White man stole the darkie music, a dark monkey like her should have carte blanche to the chicken hoard. But there is a silver lining to her fate, for everything she has been taught means that she can still hold her head up high and say her new digs are only the consequence of White Supremacy, and whenever she feel low, or has an insane craving for chicken, she can pep herself up a bit by being sure that whatever else is true it is known to all that the White man done her wrong. And when she makes her claim there is no one in our society at any level of officialdom who will either want or dare to tell her different.
August 11 2024
Has nigger heaven ever been this good? Hell no it hasn’t, even the hogs in their heaven have not been set up like Vera Liddell. It’s true the pigs have their slop they can roll around in to their hearts content, and they eat like pigs whenever they want but this nigger puts that kind of indulgence in the shade. Safe to say that when you can combine the dark man’s two primal lusts (stealing and chicken) in one massive endeavor you have a nigger paradise bar none. Indeed, until she got caught you could say of Liddell that no nigger very had it so good; well, maybe Nat Turner on a murder spree but even he couldn’t get his grubby hands on some greasy chicken.
“An Illinois cafeteria worker is heading to prison after stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from a school district (August 9 2024).”
You have to give Liddell some credit, I suppose. For the most part the sable criminals are bush league operators, they can’t think ahead to the time beyond their next crack fix. And so in their sudden bursts of maddened criminality they waltz into the liquor store in a mad panic and knock it off. But this kind of feral frenzy nets them only a couple of hundred dollars and all the malt liquor and sugary candy they can cart off; no, Liddell is another breed of nigger though her baseline motives are identical: self-indulgence and, in one way or another, feeding her face. Amazingly such an obviously degenerate ape was able to ascend the greasy pole to becoming the food director for a Chicago public school district though, to be fair, the other candidates for the position chronically came to work with what anthropologists call the dumb nigger look characterized by vacant eyes and a shuffling gait, and Liddell, for all of her sorry looking countenance, seemed to have at least little bit of get up and go. It seems that it is possible that the looting and burning spree inspired by the amusing death of that hardened criminal George Floyd may have inspired her, as she began her legendary larceny in July 2020. What she did was order way too many chicken wings from the school’s main supplier and then keep a bundle of the savory morsels for her very own self. Presumably when she took her haul she began to pile it down her pie hole at a miraculous rate so as to hide the evidence but also, one does not need to presume, to satiate her insane lust for the bird. Whether she deigned to share her ill gotten goods with others is unknown but being a nigger with no self-control one is more than welcome to doubt it. The pilfering was discovered when the school’s food district department learned that they had exceeded their budget by $300,000. It was said that this discrepancy was discovered “mid-year” and as it is now 2024 we are not sure what year that is referring to; but it seems that her kleptomania went concealed for at least many years but then you figure it’s other niggers overseeing the niggers so it’s a case of the congenitally stupid auditing the moronic. Who’s guarding the guardians you ask? No one, until way to late, because the negros are too busy being lazy and shiftless sitting around their desks doing nothing all day to catch a glaring million-dollar plus shortfall. But once again to be fair to them numbers be hard to decipher, they aint too good at the reading or the writing but the arithmetic is another story altogether. They say that all in all the larcenous Liddell walked away with over 11,000 buckets of chicken, a number on a large enough scale to make any tar monster drool like that dog Pavlov had. 11,000 they think, why they never got their forty acres or that promised mule but at least for a little while one of their own was living the nigger dream of doing nothing and eating chicken all day. The dream is a sad one but as always it’s a case of poor thing but their own and when a nigger dreams chicken dreams when the reverie has ended he imagines the grease covering his fingers and face. But perhaps Liddell went too far, she let the chicken dream get away from her, and now she has to face the music. She ran a bona fide criminal enterprise after all and now she has to spend nine years in the hole. It doesn’t seem fair to her of course, what with all that slavery and Jim Crow and the redlining, and how the White man stole the darkie music, a dark monkey like her should have carte blanche to the chicken hoard. But there is a silver lining to her fate, for everything she has been taught means that she can still hold her head up high and say her new digs are only the consequence of White Supremacy, and whenever she feel low, or has an insane craving for chicken, she can pep herself up a bit by being sure that whatever else is true it is known to all that the White man done her wrong. And when she makes her claim there is no one in our society at any level of officialdom who will either want or dare to tell her different.
