Royal Race Row
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2023 8:43 pm
Douglas Mercer
December 3 2023
Will he have a tail? Be dark as tar? Fated to a life of crime? Have an insatiable craving for watermelon, fried chicken and collard greens? Will he leave his children without a father? Will he be prone to shucking, shuffling and jiving? Will he be immune to the edu-ma-cation? Will he be sub-human and lazy? Will he be hooked on welfare? These are all reasonable questions for the family suddenly confronted with the prospect of a nigger in the family. In America in the 1960s they pushed hard to legalize interracial marriage and normalize interracial relationships. But everyone knows in their heart that it is a violation of nature. Further back in America in 1924 Virginia passed their Racial Integrity Act strictly outlawing marriage between the blacks and the Whites. That was some solid legislating and a decade later the National Socialists took up the cudgel with their famous Nuremberg Laws meant to protect and foster the honor of German blood. Then of course came the tsunami of social revolutions first and foremost among which was the legitimizing of black-white marriage in the Loving case. Recently they made a big movie about it to sacralize miscegenation, but long before that a Jew put out some vile filth called Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? But you didn’t have to guess. It was a nigger. And those loveable icons Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy of the sham marriage (she was a lesbian, he was gay) convinced White fathers to let their White daughters be violated by a nigger. And trust me none of those niggers were as “suave and debonair” as Sidney Poitier supposedly was. And anyway what happens when you have to guess who’s coming to the Royal Nursery? Does anyone really want a coon in the family tree?
“Allegations of racism in the British monarchy were again thrust into the public domain this week after a translation of a book claimed that King Charles and Catherine, Princess of Wales, were the mystery royals who had allegedly discussed concerns about the skin color of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s son before his birth (November 26 2023).”
In England they are having one of their famous every other week racism rows and the whole country is up in arms that maybe, just maybe, one or two of the royals wondered aloud if the new little bundle of joy might just not be a whiter shade of pale. Who knows if they said it or not, they deny it but then of course they would, to admit to racism is a capital crime now and a million times more damaging to one’s reputation than, say, confessing to be an incurable child rapist or an unrepentant Satanist. The minute that ghetto trash named Meghan Markel entered the family constant reiterations of these Royal racism rows became fodder for the press, as charges and counter charges flew over who was racist and who was not. This particular kerfuffle was ignited into world historical fury when the new estrus maddened ape in the family appeared with her hopelessly cucked husband on the fat tub of lard Oprah’s show and whispered insinuatingly that one of the royals (she would not say who—it was a tease) had ruminated as to the exact skin tone of their forthcoming tar monster. Naturally the entire world lost its collective shit at the allegation, and everyone had to wonder: who be the racist? Are their White hooded gallants stalking the royal palaces? Does White England still live in secret? Naturally the endlessly cucked Royals fell en masse into a frenzy of denial, as one would sooner publicly admit to possessing a particularly virulent strain of the herpes virus than to say one was a racist. And so for a long time the world put a pin it. But few stopped wondering if White Supremacy still was nested in the Royal bosom. And now the racism has blown up in English faces for the umpteenth, but surely not the last, time.
“The claim was made in a Dutch translation of Endgame: Inside the Royal Family and the Monarchy’s Fight for Survival, which was quickly pulled by the publishers who said the names had appeared in error.”
When this Royal shit hit the world’s fan that book got pulped faster than a proverbial Jew dives for the idiomatic dropped nickel. No one will ever see hide nor hair of that tome again. This is a charge of racism after all. Racism! My god they might as well have accused them of child sacrifice or being serial killers. No, this was serious business indeed and everyone was retreating to their respective corners and the old grievances and grudges resurfaced. The cuck and his nigger wife were soon nixed from the upcoming marriage of Hugh Grosvenor (the seventh Duke of Westminster and thus a very big deal) who is Archie’s godfather. Why anyone would take any of this seriously would be anyone’s guess if the precipitating cause were not so deadly serious: racism. Right on cue that massive moron Piers Morgan saddled up on his hobby horse and got into hyper high dudgeon defending the anti-racist honor of the Royals. Kate Middleton said one hundred percent (one hundred percent!) that it was not she who was the ominous racist in question and averred that she wanted nothing whatsoever to do with her dark-skinned sister in law. The cuck and his negress consort denied that it was as the book said which means we have the promise of future and further Royal race rows to rile everyone up when the real racist culprit is caught red handed. For surely when the dystopian duo slide further into the mire or irrelevance they can again shock the world with the real racist’s name. And when the bombshell is dropped it will titillate the tabloids and all the anti-racist graybeards will thoughtfully stroke their chins.
Many said it was a “translation error” as if that would get anyone off the hook. No way Bojangles not the Royals who have been steeped in racism since they drank their mother’s milk, who have been Klansman since time of Agincourt. A Royal catalogue that was published back in 2008 contained offensive racist language, it was the Royal Collection Trust in that instance which regrettably used 40 mentions of offensive racial terms which were immediately categorized as colonial tropes; apparently that walking skeleton Phillip liked to indulge in some old school racist humor now and again which he subsequently apologized profusely for; Princess Michael of Kent (who?) wore a blackamoor brooch to a Christmas banquet attended by the black ghetto trash who had just bagged herself a dupe; Harry said the media coverage of his Congoid mistress had “colonial undertones” whatever that is; in 2021 it was breathlessly revealed that Queen Elizabeth hired a diversity czar in the wake of the charge that close kin had speculated that Archie might be black as your hat and dark as sin; it was then equally breathlessly revealed that back in the 1960s Buckingham Palace banned the hiring of colored immigrants or foreigners which in hindsight seems suitably and sound and sensible; and then in the coup de grace something called Ngozi Fulani (founder of Sistah Space) said that in a receiving line a long time lady in waiting to the queen named Lady Hussey asked her “where she was from” meaning what backwater nigger country did her people meaninglessly hail from; for that crime the dutiful servant got sacked on spec. So you can see that in England the Royal family is steeped in the lore and legends of the White Race and think niggers are subhuman and lazy; so don’t be shocked when more of these royal racism rows hit the British fan. In fact if you are so inclined you could set your watch by it.
“Back when the initial Oprah interview came out, Prince William responded to the accusations of racism. He denied them, saying we are very much not a racist family.”
They have the bona fides to prove it. King Charles just went to Kenya and fell all over himself to abjure his own people and say that the White man was bad, and the black man would inherit the earth, and said he was so sorry for the abhorrent and unjustifiable acts of his people in the colonial era. William and Kate went to Jamaica and were overcome by remorse when contemplating what happened to negros on sugar plantations; the Prince expressed profound sorrow over slavery, called it abhorrent and said it never should have happened. Indeed all the upper crust in formerly White England is getting in big time on this anti-racist bandwagon and groveling outlandishly and ostentatiously before the race enemy. That is they are all getting in line to get in line with the contemporary mores of negro worship in the vain hope that their entire family line will not be shot summarily in the head in a black run England. A so-called Lady Trevelyan was shocked, chagrined, and deeply saddened to learn that her illustrious White forbear has profited quite handsomely off the back of negro stoop labor in the Caribbean way back in the dark abyss of the mists of time; and so she assumed the prescribed and proper pose by crawling on her bony knees and begged for a forgiveness which will never be forthcoming. She promised one and all to liquidate her family fortune and rain it down on the darkies who, in darkie fashion, will soon blow it all on the moral equivalent of booze and baubles. So you can well see that all the twits, toffs, and nobs in high echelon England are all swarming all over themselves to prove they have their hearts in the right place, that is supine in front of the Global Majority. Sure they might still regrettably relapse from time to time and make the odd off color joke about the coloreds, or use a past its expiration date word to describe the negros and, yes, they might even unjustifiably speculate as to whether the bawling monster set to crawl out of the womb of the dark mistress of the moors might not be a dun colored creature but don’t get them wrong, they tow the Jewish line, and they have fully resigned themselves to the kaleidoscopic rainbow future. No one believes them of course which is why if you ever find yourself in Vegas put down your seed money on many more Royal Race Rows to come in once merry old England. It’s racist England now as the Guardian will never stint on telling you. Which only goes to prove the time tested and time-honored wisdom that when you invite a nigger into your family tree you can expect nothing but trouble.
December 3 2023
Will he have a tail? Be dark as tar? Fated to a life of crime? Have an insatiable craving for watermelon, fried chicken and collard greens? Will he leave his children without a father? Will he be prone to shucking, shuffling and jiving? Will he be immune to the edu-ma-cation? Will he be sub-human and lazy? Will he be hooked on welfare? These are all reasonable questions for the family suddenly confronted with the prospect of a nigger in the family. In America in the 1960s they pushed hard to legalize interracial marriage and normalize interracial relationships. But everyone knows in their heart that it is a violation of nature. Further back in America in 1924 Virginia passed their Racial Integrity Act strictly outlawing marriage between the blacks and the Whites. That was some solid legislating and a decade later the National Socialists took up the cudgel with their famous Nuremberg Laws meant to protect and foster the honor of German blood. Then of course came the tsunami of social revolutions first and foremost among which was the legitimizing of black-white marriage in the Loving case. Recently they made a big movie about it to sacralize miscegenation, but long before that a Jew put out some vile filth called Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? But you didn’t have to guess. It was a nigger. And those loveable icons Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy of the sham marriage (she was a lesbian, he was gay) convinced White fathers to let their White daughters be violated by a nigger. And trust me none of those niggers were as “suave and debonair” as Sidney Poitier supposedly was. And anyway what happens when you have to guess who’s coming to the Royal Nursery? Does anyone really want a coon in the family tree?
“Allegations of racism in the British monarchy were again thrust into the public domain this week after a translation of a book claimed that King Charles and Catherine, Princess of Wales, were the mystery royals who had allegedly discussed concerns about the skin color of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s son before his birth (November 26 2023).”
In England they are having one of their famous every other week racism rows and the whole country is up in arms that maybe, just maybe, one or two of the royals wondered aloud if the new little bundle of joy might just not be a whiter shade of pale. Who knows if they said it or not, they deny it but then of course they would, to admit to racism is a capital crime now and a million times more damaging to one’s reputation than, say, confessing to be an incurable child rapist or an unrepentant Satanist. The minute that ghetto trash named Meghan Markel entered the family constant reiterations of these Royal racism rows became fodder for the press, as charges and counter charges flew over who was racist and who was not. This particular kerfuffle was ignited into world historical fury when the new estrus maddened ape in the family appeared with her hopelessly cucked husband on the fat tub of lard Oprah’s show and whispered insinuatingly that one of the royals (she would not say who—it was a tease) had ruminated as to the exact skin tone of their forthcoming tar monster. Naturally the entire world lost its collective shit at the allegation, and everyone had to wonder: who be the racist? Are their White hooded gallants stalking the royal palaces? Does White England still live in secret? Naturally the endlessly cucked Royals fell en masse into a frenzy of denial, as one would sooner publicly admit to possessing a particularly virulent strain of the herpes virus than to say one was a racist. And so for a long time the world put a pin it. But few stopped wondering if White Supremacy still was nested in the Royal bosom. And now the racism has blown up in English faces for the umpteenth, but surely not the last, time.
“The claim was made in a Dutch translation of Endgame: Inside the Royal Family and the Monarchy’s Fight for Survival, which was quickly pulled by the publishers who said the names had appeared in error.”
When this Royal shit hit the world’s fan that book got pulped faster than a proverbial Jew dives for the idiomatic dropped nickel. No one will ever see hide nor hair of that tome again. This is a charge of racism after all. Racism! My god they might as well have accused them of child sacrifice or being serial killers. No, this was serious business indeed and everyone was retreating to their respective corners and the old grievances and grudges resurfaced. The cuck and his nigger wife were soon nixed from the upcoming marriage of Hugh Grosvenor (the seventh Duke of Westminster and thus a very big deal) who is Archie’s godfather. Why anyone would take any of this seriously would be anyone’s guess if the precipitating cause were not so deadly serious: racism. Right on cue that massive moron Piers Morgan saddled up on his hobby horse and got into hyper high dudgeon defending the anti-racist honor of the Royals. Kate Middleton said one hundred percent (one hundred percent!) that it was not she who was the ominous racist in question and averred that she wanted nothing whatsoever to do with her dark-skinned sister in law. The cuck and his negress consort denied that it was as the book said which means we have the promise of future and further Royal race rows to rile everyone up when the real racist culprit is caught red handed. For surely when the dystopian duo slide further into the mire or irrelevance they can again shock the world with the real racist’s name. And when the bombshell is dropped it will titillate the tabloids and all the anti-racist graybeards will thoughtfully stroke their chins.
Many said it was a “translation error” as if that would get anyone off the hook. No way Bojangles not the Royals who have been steeped in racism since they drank their mother’s milk, who have been Klansman since time of Agincourt. A Royal catalogue that was published back in 2008 contained offensive racist language, it was the Royal Collection Trust in that instance which regrettably used 40 mentions of offensive racial terms which were immediately categorized as colonial tropes; apparently that walking skeleton Phillip liked to indulge in some old school racist humor now and again which he subsequently apologized profusely for; Princess Michael of Kent (who?) wore a blackamoor brooch to a Christmas banquet attended by the black ghetto trash who had just bagged herself a dupe; Harry said the media coverage of his Congoid mistress had “colonial undertones” whatever that is; in 2021 it was breathlessly revealed that Queen Elizabeth hired a diversity czar in the wake of the charge that close kin had speculated that Archie might be black as your hat and dark as sin; it was then equally breathlessly revealed that back in the 1960s Buckingham Palace banned the hiring of colored immigrants or foreigners which in hindsight seems suitably and sound and sensible; and then in the coup de grace something called Ngozi Fulani (founder of Sistah Space) said that in a receiving line a long time lady in waiting to the queen named Lady Hussey asked her “where she was from” meaning what backwater nigger country did her people meaninglessly hail from; for that crime the dutiful servant got sacked on spec. So you can see that in England the Royal family is steeped in the lore and legends of the White Race and think niggers are subhuman and lazy; so don’t be shocked when more of these royal racism rows hit the British fan. In fact if you are so inclined you could set your watch by it.
“Back when the initial Oprah interview came out, Prince William responded to the accusations of racism. He denied them, saying we are very much not a racist family.”
They have the bona fides to prove it. King Charles just went to Kenya and fell all over himself to abjure his own people and say that the White man was bad, and the black man would inherit the earth, and said he was so sorry for the abhorrent and unjustifiable acts of his people in the colonial era. William and Kate went to Jamaica and were overcome by remorse when contemplating what happened to negros on sugar plantations; the Prince expressed profound sorrow over slavery, called it abhorrent and said it never should have happened. Indeed all the upper crust in formerly White England is getting in big time on this anti-racist bandwagon and groveling outlandishly and ostentatiously before the race enemy. That is they are all getting in line to get in line with the contemporary mores of negro worship in the vain hope that their entire family line will not be shot summarily in the head in a black run England. A so-called Lady Trevelyan was shocked, chagrined, and deeply saddened to learn that her illustrious White forbear has profited quite handsomely off the back of negro stoop labor in the Caribbean way back in the dark abyss of the mists of time; and so she assumed the prescribed and proper pose by crawling on her bony knees and begged for a forgiveness which will never be forthcoming. She promised one and all to liquidate her family fortune and rain it down on the darkies who, in darkie fashion, will soon blow it all on the moral equivalent of booze and baubles. So you can well see that all the twits, toffs, and nobs in high echelon England are all swarming all over themselves to prove they have their hearts in the right place, that is supine in front of the Global Majority. Sure they might still regrettably relapse from time to time and make the odd off color joke about the coloreds, or use a past its expiration date word to describe the negros and, yes, they might even unjustifiably speculate as to whether the bawling monster set to crawl out of the womb of the dark mistress of the moors might not be a dun colored creature but don’t get them wrong, they tow the Jewish line, and they have fully resigned themselves to the kaleidoscopic rainbow future. No one believes them of course which is why if you ever find yourself in Vegas put down your seed money on many more Royal Race Rows to come in once merry old England. It’s racist England now as the Guardian will never stint on telling you. Which only goes to prove the time tested and time-honored wisdom that when you invite a nigger into your family tree you can expect nothing but trouble.
