a transaction took place.
An aide to President Barack Obama visited the Cardinal of the Catholic
Cathedral in Washington. He told the Cardinal that President Barack
Obama would be attending the next mass, and he asked if the Cardinal
would kindly point out Obama to the congregation and say a few words
that would include calling Obama a saint.
The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the man, and there are
issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Obama's
views."
Obama's aide then said, "Look, I will write you a check for $10,000
if you will just tell the congregation you see Obama as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, in that case, I will
work your request into tomorrow's sermon." As Obama's aide promised,
Obama appeared for the Sunday worship and seated himself prominently
at the forward left side of the center isle.
Whereupon, at the start of the sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that
Obama was present. The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation,
"While President Obama's presence is probably an honor to some, the
man is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some
of his views are contrary to tenants of the Church, and he tends to
flip-flop on many other issues. Barack Obama is a petty, self-
absorbed hypocrite, a thumb-sucking moron, and a nitwit. Barack
Obama is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say
that Barack Obama is the worst example of a Christian I have
personally witnessed. He is a narcissist and is using his speaking
ability to lie to the American people. He also has a reputation
for shirking his obligations, both in Washington and in Illinois.
The man is simply not to be trusted."
At this point, the Cardinal took a deep breath and concluded: "But
when compared with Hillary Clinton, Obama is a saint!"

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