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Wade Hampton III
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Trust Me!

Post by Wade Hampton III » Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:03 pm

I am your friend! Trust me!

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Ellie Katsnelson posted...

Nothing is known about Ellie Katsnelson (pictured)
beyond what she has already told us about herself,
and therefore all theories about this mysterious
individual amount to no more than idle speculation.
She claims to be an estranged member of the Rothschild
family, fabulously rich and cosmopolitan, but she
could equally well be a talented literary hoaxer
or con artist.

http://www.darkmoon.me/2014/the-jews-an ... atsnelson/

Madame Rothschild — for we shall give her the
benefit of the doubt and call her by the name
she claims as her own — has offered fantastic
sums of money to my cousin Lasha Darkmoon,
having more money than she knows what to do
with, but Lasha has turned down all such tempting
offers for reasons of her own which she wishes
to keep strictly private. If we publish Ms
Katsnelson’s work here, it is only because she
is a fascinating character with something to say —
something, in her own words, of world-shattering
importance telling of apocalyptic events soon
to come. On Madame Rothschild’s strict instructions,
we are forbidden to edit her work or tamper with it
in the slightest way. If Ms Darkmoon should dare
to shorten Madame’s long paragraphs or her interminably
long sentences with their profusion of subordinate
clauses and commas, Madame’s faceless agents will
track down Ms Darkmoon to her secluded cottage on
Dartmoor, in the county of Devon, England, and give
her a damn good thrashing. So I am given to understand
by my sensitive and highly imaginative young cousin.

So be it, Madame! We are not willing to take any risks.
So here is your brilliant essay, unedited, exactly
as you wrote it.

— John Scott Montecristo, Editor


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