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Lasagna Day
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:38 am
by RCavallius
Today is National Lasagna Day, which is obviously an idiotic holiday. But, here's a lasagna joke:
A man goes into a restaurant and when the waiter comes to take his order, says, "I'd like to order the lasagna, please."
Waiter: "Sir...this is a Chinese restaurant."
"Oh, I'm so sorry!" he replied. "I would rike to order the rasagna prease!"
Re: Lasagna Day
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 1:21 pm
by FolkishFreya
So hilarious!!!
Re: Lasagna Day
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 9:31 pm
by Will Williams
Hilarious, and "racist." Sank you.
And the holiday is idiotic.
Re: Lasagna Day
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2022 2:26 am
by Jim Mathias
Will Williams wrote: ↑Fri Jul 29, 2022 9:31 pm
Hilarious, and "racist." Sank you.
And the holiday is idiotic.
I'd rather have a lasagna day than "Juneteenth."
Re: Lasagna Day
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:10 am
by fluxmaster
RCavallius wrote: ↑Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:38 am
Today is National Lasagna Day, which is obviously an idiotic holiday. But, here's a lasagna joke:
A man goes into a restaurant and when the waiter comes to take his order, says, "I'd like to order the lasagna, please."
Waiter: "Sir...this is a Chinese restaurant."
"Oh, I'm so sorry!" he replied. "I would rike to order the rasagna prease!"
That would be a Japanese or Korean restaurant. Chinese has no R, except at the end of a word, while Japanese has no L, and Korean only has L at the end of a word or syllable. Chinese restaurants serve flied lice. When I was in Taiwan in 1984, the television networks were broadcasting the Leagan-Mondare debates. The principle street in Taipei is called Losufu (Roosevelt) Avenue.
Re: Lasagna Day
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2022 9:25 pm
by RCavallius
Aw, come on Fluxmaster!
Re: Lasagna Day
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:52 pm
by White_Vengeance
No kidding! And all these years I thought Chinese restaurants did not even need a menu since they offered their customers only two "delicacies": fried dog, served with a side order of pickled cream-of-dog rice; or an entire sautéed cat with the eyes still embedded in the skull, served with a side order of wun fung gu.
It is true that there are no stray dogs and cats in Chinese neighborhoods. Anyone who doubts this is welcome to visit his/her local Chinese neighborhood and try like the dickens to find a stray dog or cat. Happy hunting!