Holy Man
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2021 6:59 pm
Believers! Look at my poor, poor leg;
send money now--don't make me beg--
to pay bills (and buy drugs and booze).
Without it, god will lose
and friends, that would be a sin.
You can sell your child to be a sex slave
and keep my foot out of the grave.
Five million dollars might help it heal
but think how ten million would make it feel
and friends, god's face would light up in a grin.
Give blood; sell your home; rob a bank
or jesus won't know who to thank.
zion's church feeds on other people's dough:
sell everything for israel, let it all go
and god will be your friend, amen.
send money now--don't make me beg--
to pay bills (and buy drugs and booze).
Without it, god will lose
and friends, that would be a sin.
You can sell your child to be a sex slave
and keep my foot out of the grave.
Five million dollars might help it heal
but think how ten million would make it feel
and friends, god's face would light up in a grin.
Give blood; sell your home; rob a bank
or jesus won't know who to thank.
zion's church feeds on other people's dough:
sell everything for israel, let it all go
and god will be your friend, amen.
