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Negro Arrested for Stealing Watermelons

PostTue Aug 27, 2019 9:35 pm

Truck hauling stolen watermelons
gets stuck near Rocky Mount

Posted 8:49 a.m. yesterday

ROCKY MOUNT, N.C. — Sheriff's deputies in North Carolina say they responded to a call of a possible crop theft to find a suspect stuck in the middle of a field trying to haul off a truckload of stolen watermelons.

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Tony "Watermelon" Bryant caught, cuffed, and jailed for stealing hot melons

The Edgecombe County Sheriff's Office said in a Facebook post that a deputy and a sergeant responded to a call about the possible fruit heist about 60 miles (96 kilometers) outside Raleigh on Friday.

This morning, Sergeant Jones and Deputy Long responded to a theft of crops on Highway 97 near Rocky Mount...

Posted by Edgecombe County Sheriff's Office on Friday, August 23, 2019
That's when they found Michael Anthony Bryant and his pickup stuck in the middle of a field with dozens of reportedly stolen watermelons in the back.

Officers arrested Bryant and charged him with misdemeanor larceny.

He was given a $500 bond and placed in a detention center.
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Re: Negro Arrested for Stealing Watermelons

PostTue Aug 27, 2019 9:59 pm

Will Williams wrote:Truck hauling stolen watermelons
gets stuck near Rocky Mount

Posted 8:49 a.m. yesterday

ROCKY MOUNT, N.C. — Sheriff's deputies in North Carolina say they responded to a call of a possible crop theft to find a suspect stuck in the middle of a field trying to haul off a truckload of stolen watermelons.

Image
Tony "Watermelon" Bryant caught, cuffed, and jailed for stealing hot melons

The Edgecombe County Sheriff's Office said in a Facebook post that a deputy and a sergeant responded to a call about the possible fruit heist about 60 miles (96 kilometers) outside Raleigh on Friday.

This morning, Sergeant Jones and Deputy Long responded to a theft of crops on Highway 97 near Rocky Mount...

Posted by Edgecombe County Sheriff's Office on Friday, August 23, 2019
That's when they found Michael Anthony Bryant and his pickup stuck in the middle of a field with dozens of reportedly stolen watermelons in the back.

Officers arrested Bryant and charged him with misdemeanor larceny.

He was given a $500 bond and placed in a detention center.


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Re: Negro Arrested for Stealing Watermelons

PostWed Aug 28, 2019 12:14 am

He was just trying to feed his family---whoever and wherever they are. But I may have tracked down one of them!

https://nypost.com/2019/02/06/alleged-t ... n-instead/

Alleged thief fails to open fast-food cash register, steals fried chicken instead

By Associated Press

February 6, 2019 | 2:51pm | Updated
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NEW ORLEANS — Police say a man entered a fast-food restaurant and tried to swipe some cash but couldn’t open the register, so he made off with some fried chicken instead.

NOLA.com/The Times-Picayune reports the man entered the Popeyes in eastern New Orleans on Monday morning and tried to steal money from the register. But police say the register wouldn’t budge, so he grabbed some fried chicken and fled.

Police arrested 27-year-old Phillip Lee a short time later in the area. He faces charges of simple robbery and simple battery.

Magistrate Judge Brigid Collins set his bond at $13,500. It was unknown if he’s represented by an attorney who could comment on his case.
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Re: Negro Arrested for Stealing Watermelons

PostFri Aug 30, 2019 12:55 am

Another relative found!

https://blackamericaweb.com/2019/08/28/ ... 0Weekly%29
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Wisconsin University Apologizes For Posters Of Crime Tape Around Black Student’s Neck [VIDEO]

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The University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee is under fire for creating and displaying numerous posters depicting a Black student with crime scene tape wrapped around her neck in an advertisement for the school’s criminal justice program. The young woman in the poster is reportedly a student in the department.

Student’s Neck [VIDEO]
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The University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee is under fire for creating and displaying numerous posters depicting a Black student with crime scene tape wrapped around her neck in an advertisement for the school’s criminal justice program. The young woman in the poster is reportedly a student in the department.

The school is now apologizing after backlash from alumni, students and the general public.

According to WTMJ-TV,student Nate Rosek says his school’s lack of awareness over the poster in concerning. “It just seems sometimes there’s not someone in the room saying, ‘Hey, we should think about this for just an extra second,’” he said. “A person of color with crime tape around her neck. It gives you a bit of another thought.”

Wisconsin-Milwaukee has released a statement over the ad and its removal, admitting the depiction is inappropriate.

“The ad is part of a series created by UWM’s Helen Bader School of Social Welfare to encourage students to enroll in the school’s introductory criminal justice class,” the statement reads. “The ad series includes students of different races and ethnicities, and police tape was used as a prop in an effort to add interest to the photos. The students the school worked with on the ad agreed with the approach, and it was never anyone’s intent to offend or diminish the impact of violence in our community. We recognize now that the approach was inappropriate, and we sincerely apologize. We are removing the ads from circulation and will not use them again.”
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Re: Negroes (?) sought for attempted chicken sammich heist

PostTue Sep 03, 2019 5:07 pm

5 suspects, one with dreadlocks and face tattoos, with baby in tow (!) try to hold up a heavily-Black SE Houston TX Popeye's to get some 'hot' new chicken sandwiches. One produced a handgun to lend further persuasion to their gibsmedat proposal.

https://abc13.com/people-with-gun-deman ... -/5510088/

Police are currently reviewing video footage and no one is talking about the race of the suspects. Updates for this story will be sought.
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