Wonders of nature in Texas

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Jim Mathias
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Wonders of nature in Texas

Post by Jim Mathias » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:32 pm

A young father in central Texas watched his small daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of the Cosmos had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped both spiders flat. 'Well", she said, "that may be OK in California, but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."
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Re: Wonders of nature in Texas

Post by Wade Hampton III » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:48 am

That was a good one....

:lol:

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Re: Wonders of nature in Texas

Post by FrauWolf1933 » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:28 am

Jim Mathias wrote:A young father in central Texas watched his small daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of the Cosmos had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped both spiders flat. 'Well", she said, "that may be OK in California, but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."
HAHAHAHAHA good one indeed had ma laughing at 6.30 in the morning :lol:

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