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Wade Hampton III
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Shooter Humor!

Post by Wade Hampton III » Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:13 pm

Gwaredd Thomas on 10/02/2017 - 9:34 posted...

NO!! You’re all wrong. The shooters uncle was Hitler’s cousin but,
nevertheless, was a Holocaust survivour. The coppers found several
empty bottles of MD 20/20 scattered about the room. The shooter was
also described by his psychiatrist, Herb Edelstein, as having a
dual personality. Herb was also a Holocaust survivour. According
to news sources the shooter only aimed at Holocaust survivours
resulting from a guilt complex that he survived the camps while
billions of others didn’t. Family members stated that the shooter
was a fun-loving man who enjoyed running throught the sprinklers
with the neighbourhood kiddies.

Later reports revealed that the whole thing was a CIA and Mossad
plot to bring awareness to the evils of country music which leads
to weight gain. Most of the attendees were well over a healthy weight
limit as determined the the AMA sources said. One official of the
faux tragedy stated that many of the women he observed had rear ends
that looked like two cats fighting in a sack. And the men’s bellies
were so large they couldn’t see their shoes. President Drumpf is
scheduled to hold a press conference in Las Vegas to urge more
Americans to go on a diet. “Tragedies like this wouldn’t happen
if more people would simple shed a few pounds by enjoying a good
Metracal instead of stuffing their pie holes with matzo balls
Drumpf said. At the end of the event everyone laughed and went
home safely. Free coupons were given to each participant for a
free McDonald’s salad.

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Re: Shooter Humor!

Post by Will Williams » Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:20 pm

Wade Hampton III wrote:Gwaredd Thomas on 10/02/2017 - 9:34 posted...

NO!! You’re all wrong. The shooters uncle was Hitler’s cousin but,
nevertheless, was a Holocaust survivour. The coppers found several
empty bottles of MD 20/20 scattered about the room. The shooter was
also described by his psychiatrist, Herb Edelstein, as having a
dual personality. Herb was also a Holocaust survivour. According
to news sources the shooter only aimed at Holocaust survivours
resulting from a guilt complex that he survived the camps while
billions of others didn’t. Family members stated that the shooter
was a fun-loving man who enjoyed running throught the sprinklers
with the neighbourhood kiddies.

Later reports revealed that the whole thing was a CIA and Mossad
plot to bring awareness to the evils of country music which leads
to weight gain. Most of the attendees were well over a healthy weight
limit as determined the the AMA sources said. One official of the
faux tragedy stated that many of the women he observed had rear ends
that looked like two cats fighting in a sack. And the men’s bellies
were so large they couldn’t see their shoes. President Drumpf is
scheduled to hold a press conference in Las Vegas to urge more
Americans to go on a diet. “Tragedies like this wouldn’t happen
if more people would simple shed a few pounds by enjoying a good
Metracal instead of stuffing their pie holes with matzo balls
Drumpf said. At the end of the event everyone laughed and went
home safely. Free coupons were given to each participant for a
free McDonald’s salad.
Humor? :| Gwaredd should definitely keep her day job.
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