Invest In Israeli Land!

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Wade Hampton III
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Invest In Israeli Land!

Post by Wade Hampton III » Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:01 am

During our spring Heart for the World, Daystar is providing partners
with the opportunity to donate towards Daystar’s efforts in Israel,
and in return receive a one square foot parcel of privately owned
land in the Holy Land. This project was initiated in 2013, and
“Loving the Land” has since been an exclusive part of our
fundraising efforts, which supports our on-going efforts in
Israel and around the world. With international pressure growing
against Israel to give up land in the name of peace, it is more
important than ever to preserve the land and the Jewish people’s
connection to it. By securing a plot of land, you’re standing beside
Israel, helping agricultural growth, and supporting the Jews physical
connection to the land.

Wade says, "D-u-h-h-h..all I get is only ONE SQUARE FOOT, and I cannot
even BUILD ON IT? Surely Jews....you jest!"

http://www.daystar.com/israel/projects/ ... d-project/

Help preserve a piece of the Holy Land by owning your very own square
foot plot. Through the “Loving the Land” project, you can secure
a 1×1 square foot portion of Israel to be preserved for future
generations. For each plot you obtain, you’ll receive a map with
plot coordinates plus an authorized land deed to commemorate your
love for land of Israel and the Jewish people. Plus, you’ll be
tapping into the blessing tied to the land through God’s promise
to bless those who bless Israel. So show your love for God’s
chosen people and help protect a piece of the land of the Bible.

Wade concludes, "I watched the show this morning, and if I was fully
awake (reminds me of this guy ....I must be dreaming!)...



...my Goy connection promises me one square foot of 'Israel' land for
US$1K with no permission to build or do anything else on my one
square foot of Israel land....?"
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Well, this could lead to some interesting problems! If I am standing
on my titled one square foot of land, have to answer nature's call,
the nearest place is my neighbor's one square foot, and have no access,
would I be open to prosecution? Although I have a very vivid imagination,
I cannot for the life of me imagine this piece of real estate in my portfolio!
Thank you very much!"

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Re: Invest In Israeli Land!

Post by C.E. Whiteoak » Thu Jun 02, 2016 11:23 pm

We know Jews won't be buying any foot-square scorpion ranches. Jews are the scammers, not the scammees. Christian-Zionist evanjellyfishicals will be the perfect suckers, however, since there is nothing they like better than a kike. I'm pretty sure more than one starry-eyed Judeo-Christian will dig into his savings and score fifteen or twenty square feet so when it comes time to go meet the saintly Jews of ancient lore and legend his mortal carcass can be left resting in Holy Dirt, just a few feet under the scorpions. :roll: :roll: :lol:

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Re: Invest In Israeli Land!

Post by Jjack » Tue Jun 07, 2016 10:58 pm

If your ashes are kosher, by paying a little extra they’ll scatter them on or near your plot... and a rabbi will probably pee on them. That shall ensure your good fortune in the afterlife. How much was the square foot?

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