A 22-year-old man who was drinking and celebrating the Fourth
of July tried to launch a firework off the top of his head,
killing him instantly, authorities said Sunday. Devon Staples
and his friends had been drinking and setting off fireworks
Saturday night.
http://news.yahoo.com/police-man-shoots ... 37499.html
"There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon
left when I got there," said 25-year-old Cody Staples, who
called it an accident.
Wade says, "Really, I wonder where he went...Duhhh!"
Don't Try This At Home!
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Re: Don't Try This At Home!
Didn't they used to give out a Darwin Award for capers like this?
- Wade Hampton III
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Re: Don't Try This At Home!
Let's say you've got someone with an Ambiguous Gender on your hands.
Either the Dude Looks Like a Lady or the Lady Looks Like a Dude.
The mystery is driving you nuts, so what's the fastest way to
figure it out?
Inspect the merchandise. By force. When it's done to one's own
self after a Gender Bender, it's Man, I Feel Like a Woman. Do
Not Try This At Home. It's one of the class of acts that are
known as 'sexual assault' in the real world.
This guy checked and got away with it!
Either the Dude Looks Like a Lady or the Lady Looks Like a Dude.
The mystery is driving you nuts, so what's the fastest way to
figure it out?
Inspect the merchandise. By force. When it's done to one's own
self after a Gender Bender, it's Man, I Feel Like a Woman. Do
Not Try This At Home. It's one of the class of acts that are
known as 'sexual assault' in the real world.
This guy checked and got away with it!