Davis Logsdon wrote...
“These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive
and process information,” one of the scientists who contributed to
the study, said. “And yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that,
for all intents and purposes, have rendered those faculties totally
inactive.” More worryingly, Logsdon said, “As facts have multiplied,
their defenses against those facts have only grown more powerful.”
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz ... ant-humans
These guys could hone their skills by moving among the indigenous
SC population of brain-dead bible-thumping Christian fundies! Actually,
I wouldn't be so hard on these people if it were not for the fact that
they really cause more problems than the Jews!
New Strain Of Fact-Resistant Humans!
- Wade Hampton III
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Re: New Strain Of Fact-Resistant Humans!
Harvard educated First Lady, Michelle Obama, reminded attendees of a naturalization ceremony Wednesday that the Founding Fathers weren't born in America. The ceremony for 50 new U.S. citizens was held at the National Archives in Washington, D.C. She said during her speech, referring to the Declaration of Independence:
"It's amazing that just a few feet from here where I'm standing are the signatures of the 56 Founders who put their names on a Declaration that changed the course of history, and like the 50 of you, none of them were born American --they became American."
So, don't mind not having a Harvard education.
"It's amazing that just a few feet from here where I'm standing are the signatures of the 56 Founders who put their names on a Declaration that changed the course of history, and like the 50 of you, none of them were born American --they became American."
So, don't mind not having a Harvard education.
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Re: New Strain Of Fact-Resistant Humans!
I believe the majority of undergraduates there are Jews. I have heard the same thing saidJjack wrote:So, don't mind not having a Harvard education.
about Yale as well.
Re: New Strain Of Fact-Resistant Humans!
We manufacture our own facts too!
We have just about made it. The Palestinians are our slaves, Iraq is in turmoil and Saddam dead, Syria is in a civil war, Egypt is crazy, Iran is almost neutered... Oh, yes, the Middle East is totally destabilized. To top it all, the dumb Americans are our cannon fodder and foot all the bills.
We're, indeed, smart! Abraham was right: we’re the chosen what-should-you-call-us.
http://www.gate.net/~joachim/
We have just about made it. The Palestinians are our slaves, Iraq is in turmoil and Saddam dead, Syria is in a civil war, Egypt is crazy, Iran is almost neutered... Oh, yes, the Middle East is totally destabilized. To top it all, the dumb Americans are our cannon fodder and foot all the bills.
We're, indeed, smart! Abraham was right: we’re the chosen what-should-you-call-us.
http://www.gate.net/~joachim/