Abrams was not available for comment due to being incarcerated
in an insane asylum after undergoing some bizarre type of a
lobotomy. Never mind what kind! Racialist regards,
Ed Kadach
NAZI NAZI GOLD ON THE MOON
(c) 1998 Hebrew Controlled Press
New York - Moshe Abrams, leader of the newly founded group,
Jews for Gold, has been demanding that NASA reactivate the
Moon programs to find gold hoarded by the Nazis after WWII.
Newly discovered documents have come to light that show that
the Nazis built UFOs and hid millions of tons of stolen tooth
gold at Aristarchus on the moon. Mr. Abrams has been demanding
that either the American government fund new Moon trips, or at
least pay the equivalent in money. Mr. Abrams recently stated
that, "American lack of interest in this issue borders on Anti-
semitism", but added, "we are glad that the US government
is at least discussing the idea of retrieving our stolen gold."
NASA has been given special congressional support and US
President, Mr. Yobama, has set up a special committee to
look into these allegations. In his weekly radio address,
the President stressed the need for "understanding and
tolerance" and added that the funds for any such programs
would not come from the public purse.
Scientists call the claims ridiculous, but added, "the
scientific community should not engage in Aristarchus
because there is a small probability that the claims
are accurate".
Six million tons of gold! Ohy Veh!
