Don't Try This At Home!

[Wade Hampton III]

A 22-year-old man who was drinking and celebrating the Fourth
of July tried to launch a firework off the top of his head,
killing him instantly, authorities said Sunday. Devon Staples
and his friends had been drinking and setting off fireworks
Saturday night.

http://news.yahoo.com/police-man-shoots ... 37499.html

"There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon
left when I got there," said 25-year-old Cody Staples, who
called it an accident.

Wade says, "Really, I wonder where he went...Duhhh!"

Born On The Fourth

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[C.E. Whiteoak]

Didn't they used to give out a Darwin Award for capers like this?

[Wade Hampton III]

Let's say you've got someone with an Ambiguous Gender on your hands.
Either the Dude Looks Like a Lady or the Lady Looks Like a Dude.
The mystery is driving you nuts, so what's the fastest way to
figure it out?

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Inspect the merchandise. By force. When it's done to one's own
self after a Gender Bender, it's Man, I Feel Like a Woman. Do
Not Try This At Home. It's one of the class of acts that are
known as 'sexual assault' in the real world.

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This guy checked and got away with it!

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