Black, gay and Jewish

[Jjack]

Watson: “Was Adam Black?”
Holmes: “Nope. Apples don’t grow in Africa.”
Watson: “Was Adam a queer?”
Holmes: “Elementary, Watson: there’s no way!”
Watson: “Was Adam Jewish?”
Holmes: “Retrospectively speaking, he was if you believe Dr. Moriarty!”
Watson: "Then, we contradict the Bible when we say that the first “humans” came from Africa, that homosexuality is normal and that we’re a bunch of Jews."
Holmes: "Good thinking, Watson. I shall write to the American Congress."

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